January 2011
When someone takes some of your food without...
On the outside your like ;
From the inside ;
That moment when your phone goes off in class.
moshpitswithjesus:
stay-gold-:
And you’re like:
And the rest of your classmates are like:
Then your teachers all:
“Who’s phone was that?”
And everyones like:
But you’re like:
And then leave class like:
(:
So we had a mini Timed Write today in English, and...
thevelvettouchh:
and I’m like “lol, fuck no.”
and we both start cracking up
then I looked over at him 2 minutes later and I swear his half sheet was almost full.
I thought you didn’t know what to write, puto.
Secretly
I like making stool.
You know.. when you look around the class
and everyone is working all diligently and you’re like how the fuck these niggas know this shit while you’re sitting there like
…but then you realize you have no chance of passing the test anyways so you’re like
LMFAO
shewearzjordans:
I thought naked mole rats were all cute like
but then I googled it and I found out they were all like
and I was all like UHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT?
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like...
shewearzjordans:
TUMBLR. WUTT DID YOU DID TO ME?
autobottt:
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone ..
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m...
School tomorrow.
thebeautifulbxtch:
yogurtwithsprinkles:
Lawd.
School tomorrow.
thebeautifulbxtch:
yogurtwithsprinkles:
Lawd.
if a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
endlessfashion:
why the fuck would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
Getting out of the swimming pool
thevelvettouchh:
discoverwhoiam:
Expectation:
Reality:
and then you get that feeling that you have to pee
The New Zodiac
thevelvettouchh:
darlingdynomite:
glassheartsshattering-:
chikinpai:
fakescience:
MONOCLE
I AM THE ULTIMATE GENTLEMAN
IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS
MITTEN!
HELL YEAH~!
TRUMAN. Your horoscope is invalid.
I’m a coaster. Put your wet, slimy things cups on me.[Bojan Krkic]
Do you have to bless leftovers?
i crush too easily.
johnlimishere:
Everyone on Facebook is talking about the rumor...
heyitssha:
They’re like
And I’m just like
Cause there’s still tumblr
But what if Facebook really does go down and everyone decides to come here?
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
happpynesss:
Ahh, he’s so cute ^^